COACHELLA 2008

Blonde Bombshell Lands at Coachella

Film Star Bobbi Billard uses protection at Coachella Festival

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COACHELLA 2008

Blonde Bombshell Lands at Coachella

Film Star Bobbi Billard uses protection at Coachella Festival

INDIO, CA:

Bobbi Billard arrived at the Coachella Festival

in a skin-tight, sun-worshiping

ensemble hugging her

every curve...and stiletto heels. Obviously, that made it difficult

for the blond bombshell to

walk across the dirt and grass field from where she parked.

Such troubles should not befall a rising superstar who has her

own wikipedia reference. Luckily, it took only a few

seconds for a golf cart to arrive

to whisk her away, saving her

the imposition of traversing a

couple miles in 4? spike heels.

But then she's a veteran performance

athlete not likely to

complain or stumble. Once inside the festival grounds the glamorous gal parted the waters of the masses

as she entered the sanctuary

of the VIP lounge to circulate among the festival Illuminati.

These included the great and

the almost famous, talent and music agents, artists and celebrities, performers and band

members exclusively lounging

around pre- and post-performance

while the bands played on throughout the day. "I'm here for Prince tonight but I'm making a day of it,? said the buxom beauty. Model, personality, and now

titillating adult film star, her new Warner Brothers movie,

"Ice Scream,? a remake of the

scream cult horror favorite, is

At the Coachella Festival,

Billard happily twisted the necks of her many male admirers

instead of suffering her own.

Ms. Billard, formerly "Summer? of the World Wrestling Federation, looked ravishing

for the event, showing no signs of a former career which ended after undergoing a two level fusion

neck surgery in 2004 for which she is now fully recovered.

Recognition from fans was spontaneous as a small amount of fabric proved impossible to hide her bounteous assets, a significant

claim to fame. Security provided by Riverside County Sheriffs momentarily focused on her "blessings? to protect her with the officers' steely gaze. "I love these guys,? she said.

Muscle magazine covers and music videos are unavoidable

for Billard who created quite

a stir in the VIP lounge as she her evidence was difficult to ignore.

To this reporter she whispered a few suggestive remarks

alluding to a major men's magazine

photo shoot (done by

famed glamor photographer

A___ F_____) for which she is sworn to secrecy that cannot

be written about because the month if its appearance is not

yet determined. Also in the discussion stage is a network reality show featuring Ms. Billard. Bobbi currently holds the record as the #1 downloaded model on AOL, #1 Internet model on Netscape, and the #4 female profile on MySpace. She expects to overtake Jenna Jamisson,

current #3 titleholder,

any day now. Billard now has 1.2 million MySpace "friends.? Her dog, Gucci Billard, has over 20,000 friends. Billard said, "it's impossible

to have too

many friends,? as she enjoyed

Coachella's sun and music.

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A_ F___) for which she is sworn to secrecy that cannot