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COACHELLA FESTIVAL 2008

Blonde Bombshell Lands at Coachella

Film Star Bobbi Billard uses protection at Coachella Festival

BY EONN SKYE Photo by DLNews Copyright 2008

Indio, CA: Bobbi Billard arrived at the Coachella Festival in a skin-tight, sun-worshiping ensemble hugging her every curve...and stiletto heels. Obviously, that made it difficult for the blond bombshell to walk across the dirt and grass field from where she parked. Such troubles should not befall a rising superstar who has her own wikipedia reference. Luckily, it took only a few seconds for a golf cart to arrive to whisk her away, saving her the imposition of traversing a couple miles in 4? spike heels. But then she's a veteran performance athlete not likely to complain or stumble. Once inside the festival grounds the glamorous gal parted the waters of the masses as she was entered the sanctuary of the VIP lounge to circulate among the festival Illuminati. These included the great and the almost famous, talent and music agents, artists and celebrities, performers and band members exclusively lounging around pre- and postperformance while the bands played on throughout the day. "I'm here for Prince tonight but I'm making a day of it,? said the buxom beauty. Model, personality, and now titillating adult film star, her new Warner Brothers movie, "Ice Scream,? a remake of the scream cult horror favorite, is to be released next month. The original, penned by Derek Zemrak ("Bikini Planet? producer, director and actor) starred Hollywood B-Movie Legend, Conrad Brooks from "Plan 9 from Outer Space? and "Glen or Glenda? of Ed Wood fame. "Ice Scream? was listed in the LA Times as "One of the Best of the Bad Movies ever made!? "I've a few surprises in store for my fans,? Billard said with a sly smile. At the Coachella Festival, Billard happily twisted the necks of her many male admirers instead of suffering her own. Ms. Billard, formerly "Summer? of the World Wrestling Federation, looked ravishing for the event, showing no signs of a former career which ended after undergoing a two level fusion neck surgery in 2004 for which she is now fully recovered. Recognition from fans was spontaneous as a small amount of fabric proved impossible to hide her bounteous assets, a significant claim to fame. Security provided by Riverside County Sheriffs momentarily focused on her "blessings? to protect her with the officers' steely gaze. "I love these guys,? she said. Muscle magazine covers and music videos are unavoidable for Billard who created quite a stir in the VIP lounge as she her evidence was difficult to ignore. To this reporter she whispered a few suggestive remarks alluding to a major men's magazine photo shoot (done by famed glamor photographer A___ F_____) for which she is sworn to secrecy that cannot be written about because the month if its appearance is not yet determined. Also in the discussion stage is a network reality show featuring Ms. Billard. Bobbi currently holds the record as the #1 downloaded model on AOL, #1 Internet model on Netscape, and the #4 female profile on MySpace. She expects to overtake Jenna Jamisson, current #3 titleholder, any day now. Billard now has 1.2 million MySpace "friends.? Her dog, Gucci Billard, has over 20,000 friends. Billard said, "it's impossible to have too many friends,? as she enjoyed Coachella's sun and music.

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